Verdade seja dita...
Osamma Bin-Laden calls Yasser Arafat:

- "Listen, Yassi, there is something that I don't understand. We are both terrorists, we both killed thousands of innocent people, but all the world is hunting only me, and at the same time you are the honorable Nobel-Prize for Peace Winner! What is your secret?"

- "Oh, it is very simple, Osammame. I kill only Jews!"

(Propícia para tempos de declarações como as que
Arafat deu à Folha neste fim-de-semana...)